i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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