You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
