he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
