Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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