this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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