The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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