She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You have to summon your inner elephant
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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