Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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