It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I am midnight drunk by noon
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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