there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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