Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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