I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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