its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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