They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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