Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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