Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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