..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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