420 ftw
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Vodka?
Forever.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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