I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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