why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night