She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this