Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.