office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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