She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Damn victory sex feels great
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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