Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just cropdusted the office
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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