So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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