Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
