I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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