o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I party with great urgency now.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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