God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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