Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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