my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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