Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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