This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
there is glitter all over my balls
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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