Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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