...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize
