She's JV to your varsity
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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