Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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