I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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