i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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