I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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