I wish i was in the wii world.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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