why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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