Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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