Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
