I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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