3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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