i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
me + whiskey = a bad person
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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