So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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