Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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