that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So. Much. Porn.
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