I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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