After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
