i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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