it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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