I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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