he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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