i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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