girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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